Some Excuses on why I Can’t Have a Girlfriend =)

1. i’m  dying
2. i have a cancer
3. i still love my ex
4. i’m gay
5. i don’t like you at all
6. my penis was cut off when i was 7
7. i’m senile
8. i’m allergic to female hormones
9. i was nuttered / i dont have balls
10. i’m really a pedophile (and you’re already of legal age)
11. i grew up on a juvenile prison
12. i’m a sex addict
13. i always end up cheating on my past relationships
14. i never get an erection
15. i only want to have a GF for the sake of having sex
16. i don’t like your parents
17. my parents don’t like you
18. your eyes are too big
19. you don’t have boobs
20. i snore when i sleep
21. you snore when you sleep
22. i get premature ejaculation before sex
23. im married
24. my ex GF’s always end up getting pregnant (and im always the father)
25. i was hired to kill you
26. i was hired to spy on you
27. my parents doesn’t allow me to have a GF yet
28. i’m allergic to you perfume’
29. i don’t like the sound of your voice
30. i don’t like the way you laugh
31. last night, i had a nightmare about you
32. your butt ain’t big enough
33. you look weird
34. you smell weird
35. everytime we have sex, you say i remind you of Jesus
36. i lied when i said i love you
37. i only want your money
38. i have a vagina
39. i pass out during sex
40. you’re fat

This will be constantly updated.. Upon acceptance of ideas.. =)