Disposable Friend

who am i to u? i dont have a clue
one minute we’re laughing
the next ur crying, saying goodbye

i’m asking myself, do i desrve this?
do i deserve this shit ur giving?
coz’ i never prayed for this in my life

let’s enjoy the moment and never look back
we’ve shared a journey and and a view
nothing lost and nothing gained

Let me be your disposable friend..
hold me, use me, even play with me.
tease me, fuck me, then abuse me

what is this we share? i dont give a care
all u’ve done tease me
laid the friend card, and played the enemy

let’s enjoy the moment and never look back
we’ve shared a journey and and a view
nothing lost and nothing gained

Let me be your disposable friend..
hold me, use me, even play with me.
tease me, fuck me, then abuse me

Some Excuses on why I Can’t Have a Girlfriend =)

1. i’m  dying
2. i have a cancer
3. i still love my ex
4. i’m gay
5. i don’t like you at all
6. my penis was cut off when i was 7
7. i’m senile
8. i’m allergic to female hormones
9. i was nuttered / i dont have balls
10. i’m really a pedophile (and you’re already of legal age)
11. i grew up on a juvenile prison
12. i’m a sex addict
13. i always end up cheating on my past relationships
14. i never get an erection
15. i only want to have a GF for the sake of having sex
16. i don’t like your parents
17. my parents don’t like you
18. your eyes are too big
19. you don’t have boobs
20. i snore when i sleep
21. you snore when you sleep
22. i get premature ejaculation before sex
23. im married
24. my ex GF’s always end up getting pregnant (and im always the father)
25. i was hired to kill you
26. i was hired to spy on you
27. my parents doesn’t allow me to have a GF yet
28. i’m allergic to you perfume’
29. i don’t like the sound of your voice
30. i don’t like the way you laugh
31. last night, i had a nightmare about you
32. your butt ain’t big enough
33. you look weird
34. you smell weird
35. everytime we have sex, you say i remind you of Jesus
36. i lied when i said i love you
37. i only want your money
38. i have a vagina
39. i pass out during sex
40. you’re fat

This will be constantly updated.. Upon acceptance of ideas.. =)